no no no no italy will be rockin with romance...but eventually a combination of cheese wurstels, train public bathroom use, intoxicating foreign accidents, and poorly run amusement parks will lead to one exaggerated argument over a window seat that, yes, will cause an annulment where both flirt with native booty, but eventually come together in a romantic climax at a vineyard in France when Tom realizes he is just angry at his family for banishing him from the vinyard business - no wait that is that movie with Meg Ryan and Kevin Klein - "French Kiss" - oh man that is embarassing - i am out...
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100 bucks says the marriage is over by Italy.
no no no no italy will be rockin with romance...but eventually a combination of cheese wurstels, train public bathroom use, intoxicating foreign accidents, and poorly run amusement parks will lead to one exaggerated argument over a window seat that, yes, will cause an annulment where both flirt with native booty, but eventually come together in a romantic climax at a vineyard in France when Tom realizes he is just angry at his family for banishing him from the vinyard business - no wait that is that movie with Meg Ryan and Kevin Klein - "French Kiss" - oh man that is embarassing - i am out...
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